Eww.

I have written here, at times, censoring my self: I've kept my weird erotic dreams to myself. No more.
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I am dressed in black and my hair is white blond. I am in a large apartment, it kind of reminds me of a sitcom apartment: light fixtures stuck to walls, boring neutral colors, and lots of space (so the camera can zoom around). Waiting for my date I play around in front of the mirror. I look like and feel like Paris Hilton, or any other boring, sleazy blond. The bell rings and I answer it. The guy/boy on the other side is sickly skinny. He has no shirt on, a long greasy black ponytail and his shorts (yeah, SHORTS) are black pleather. His tall boots reach their hem. We are supposed to go out, but apparently we are so taken with one another that we decide to stay in... he speaks with what seems to be a German accent. I take him by the hand and lead him through the spacious apartment to a couch settled in a cluttered corner, and we go at it.
Writing that makes me want to shower, and I didn't even go explicit.

In the next scene I am house-hunting with my husband and we are looking into buying the house of a pseudo-friend from high school. It's huge and surrounded by large, rusting wrought iron gates. Ivy grows all over. The owners of the house have left so that we can look around. They have left the house a mess. Clothing on stairs, dirty dishes on end tables. Nothing is kept up. As we begin to climb a skinny set of curved stairs, a black slender dog comes growling our way. I am suddenly alone and the dog is coming for me. I an effort to fend off a full attack I offer him my left arm. His teeth sink into my skin and I am trying to fight back a shriek. I begin to switch arms, I tear one arm from his mouth only to offer him the other, and there is no help in sight. I fear that I may be stuck with this tireless dog for a very, very long time.

Thinking over this last scene, this is some weird recurring dream bit for me: animal attack and me literally offering myself up and handing off one body part in an attempt to satiate animal. Hmmm. Wonder what that indicates?